I can figure out bits of this madness. Like Sephiroth (Syvia, I blame you) and Angelica and the ring (watching Black Butler before bed) and maybe the spoons(Ceci) but some of it....idek.

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This one is fleeing quickly and is probably going to be terribly disjointed. Apologies in advance.

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